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[dwynnehugh]

NEWSFLASH.
As reported by Reuters News Agency:

Robert Mugabe resigned as president of Zimbabwe at 3.30pm local time today .. He and his dear wife Grace are believed to have boarded an Easyjet flight bound for Bradford, West Yorkshire, where they hope to be accepted into polite society. As a token of the esteem in which they hold their new neighbours, they propose to adapt their name to something more in keeping with Yorkshire. Henceforth they will be known as Mr and Mrs Ee ba gum.

(It helps if you can read backwards!)

PS What’s happened to the Joke thread?

The more you meet people the more you understand why Noah took animals instead of humans

[Tippon]

dwynnehugh wrote:

PS What’s happened to the Joke thread?

This one?

https://forumite.co.uk/forums/topic/weekly-joke/

[dwynnehugh]

Thanks, had a look through the topics listed and couldn’t find it. Might have missed it though!!

Obviously I DID!! ??

The more you meet people the more you understand why Noah took animals instead of humans

[Bob Williams]

un da, Dwynne!

You have probably heard this one and don’t like it much, but here goes:

A Welsh man is in bed with his girlfriend, and they’re thinking about getting it on. As they’re getting ready, the girlfriend asks the man how many sexual partners he’s had.

He begins to count, and soon he falls asleep.

Mae’n ddrwg!

When the Thought Police arrive at your door, think -
I'm out.

[Tippon]

That reminds me of a very dangerous way to annoy an inquisitive partner:

Partner: ‘How many sexual partners have you had?’

You: ‘ Let’s see. One, two, three, You, five, six…’ ?

[Bob Williams]

???

When the Thought Police arrive at your door, think -
I'm out.

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