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    Ed PEd P
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      @edps
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      My parody on the traditional spiritual kumbaya  after Dominic Cummings’ Kunlangeta
      https://www.thenational.scot/politics/19871320.real-scottish-politics-kunlangeta-perfect-word-tories/

      I’m sure JCD could make a better job of the lyrics!

      Brits love a Clown, Kunlangeta
      Brits love a Rebel, kunlangeta
      And a Womaniser, kunlangeta
      But friends – Kun Lan Geta

      Must Vote Brexit – my friends
      Jam Tomorrow – my friends
      Take back Euros – my friends
      Oh Voters – Kun Lan Geta

      He promised us, – my friends
      He promised us, – my friends
      Truly promised us, – my friends
      But my friends, its Kun Lan Geta

      No more regs my friends
      No more regs, my friends
      Take back control, my friends
      But Voters, its Kun Lan Geta

      Importers are crying, my friends
      Exporters , are crying, my friends
      Ulster is crying, my friends
      But my friends, its Kun Lan Geta

      You get Three Fifty Million, Oh Voters
      But down 80 Billion, my friends
      We are all poorer my friends
      So Voters, its all Kun Lan Geta

      Corrupt contracts, my friends
      Stinks of corruption, my friends
      The rich got richer, my friends
      All Tory Donors – Kun Lan Geta

      Cornish promised their fish
      The Frogs get nought my friends
      But We get less fish my friends
      Oh friends, its Kun Lan Geta

      NO more illegals, Oh Voters
      Take back borders, Oh Voters
      But Thousands came my friends
      Oh friends, its Kun Lan Geta

      Erasmus will stay, my friends
      But Erasmus went, my friends
      Half-baked Turing instead my friends
      Poorer Students, from Kun Lan Geta

      Promised stronger UK, my friends
      But Ulster Half Out my friends
      Scots and Welsh want out my friends
      But England want Kun Lan Geta

      Brexit Oven Ready, Oh Voters
      Brexit Oven Ready, Oh Voters
      Still arguing instead my friends
      Oh Voters, its Kun Lan Geta

      The Buck Stops here, my friends
      Only Good Bucks stop, my friends
      Never Bad Bucks my friends
      Oh friends, its Kun Lan Geta

      The EU is laughing, my friends
      The EU is laughing, my friends
      What did you expect, my friends
      Oh friends, its Kun Lan Geta

      But we love a Clown, my Friends
      He’ll wriggle free, my friends
      Teflon coated my friends
      Oh friends he’s Kun Lan Geta

      #69122
      JayCeeDeeJayCeeDee
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        @jayceedee
        Forumite Points: 228

        I don’t know – you did a pretty damn good job with that!!👍👍

        #69147
        Ed PEd P
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          @edps
          Forumite Points: 39

          Kunlangeta wants the UK to be like Singapore – well first he will need to learn to write C++ code like Singapore’s Prime Minister!

          https://leetcode.com/problems/sudoku-solver/discuss/15796/Singapore-prime-minister-Lee-Hsien-Loong%27s-Sudoku-Solver-code-runs-in-1ms

          I do not think kunlangeta even knows what C++ is.  He would probably guess that it means ‘F’, as his addition is a bit flaky!

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