On a similar vein to the above, Jim Davidson was on Piers Morgan’s Life stories last night. Totally non-PC but I was on the floor!!
He told the story of when he got his OBE, Prince Charles asked him why was he wearing a kilt –
“In honour of my Dad” says Jim.
Is he here today?
No, says Jim silently pointing upwards.
Oh, he’s passed away, has he?
No – he’s nicking the lead off the Palace roof!!!