Hear’s an old Scotch riddlethat I heard around 70 years ago; it could well of been going the rounds north of the Border for a century before that:
Q. What’s the difference between a rich man, a poor man and a dead man?
A. A rich man has a canopy over his bed, a poor man has a cano’ pee under his bed and a dead man cannae pee at all Worse ones to follow soon Cheers, John.
Why do people ride horses when cows have built in handlebars?