Grayling – What Does He Need To Do To Be Fired!

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  • #31242
    Ed PEd P
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      @edps
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      Hopefully this is a non-contentious political post.

      The difference between working for the Government and working in private industry is staggering!

      In just twenty-four hours incompetent Greyling has been found to have cost the national purse well over half a billion pounds, and these are only the cases where the responsibility is obvious. I know damned well that if I had cost my old company just the £33 million that has been paid today to Eurotunnel over the Brexit ferry debacle my feet would not have touched the ground when they threw me out of the door.

      However, I would probably have gone long before that case or even the ‘smelly’ Seaborne Freight deal. I would not even have been around to screw up the operations of the Railway, which probably cost many £hundreds of  millions in direct and consequential costs.

      No, all this would have never happened as I would have gone as soon as it was discovered what a pigs-ear I had made of the privatisation of the Probation Service and had to face many weeks of management audit into how it had been possible for me to let contracts that have wasted £0.5 Billion of public funds. That would probably also have opened the door to what I had also mismanaged during my spell at the Dept of Work and Pensions – anyone like to take a bet that he did not have a grubby paw in the design of Universal Credit?

      What does it take for May to fire this excuse for a Minister?

      #31246
      Dave RiceDave Rice
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        @ricedg
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        She dare not fire him (or anyone) for fear of favouring leave or remain. Its OK when they jump like bojo but greyling isn’t going to. We are governed by a bunch of fools.

        #31250
        Ed PEd P
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          @edps
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          Unfortunately Greyling is probably the most incompetent Minister (except May) that we have ever had, and it would be difficult to find a Minister with opposite views who balances his degree of lazy incompetence.

          #31266
          BorisBoris
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            @boris
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            He is just like his freshwater alter ego – “The grayling is a protected species listed in Appendix III of the Bern Convention.”

            Never trust an atom - they make up everything !

            #31291
            The VFM AddictThe VFM Addict
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              @thevfmaddict
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              Come on folks its obvious why she keeps him.    His performance is so very bad that it makes her own look better by comparison.   Joking aside in reality it does in part shift direct focus away from her which i doubt she would complain about.    Yes there’s some reflected discredit on her for keeping him but reflected discredit is nowhere near as bad as direct discredit.     One might call it the Amber Rudd Principle yet again.

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              #31293
              Dave RiceDave Rice
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                @ricedg
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                What you mean like Trump? Make sure something else less damaging to you personally is the story of the day even if it still isn’t exactly edifying or risks world peace. Corbyn seems to have learned how to do the opposite.

                #31296
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                  @edps
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                  To my embarrassment I see I have misspelt the subject’s name. To protect the innocent Greyling and make certain the correct individual is fired, could an Admin please correct the subject name to Grayling!

                  #31300
                  BorisBoris
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                    @boris
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                    Done ?

                    Never trust an atom - they make up everything !

                    #31302
                    Ed PEd P
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                      @edps
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                      Thanks – the Greylings of the world will I’m sure echo those thanks!

                      #31305
                      keith with the teefkeith with the teef
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                        @thinktank
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                        I would send him to the old bailey where the sentence would be: To Be hung drawn and quartered and his head put on a spike outside buckingham palace.

                        #31306
                        Ed PEd P
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                          @edps
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                          That would certainly encourage improved performance in the others!

                          #31309
                          D-DanD-Dan
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                            @d-dan
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                            Keeping Grayling around distracts attention from Dictator May’s bribery, blackmail and corruption.

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                            #31348
                            dwynnehughdwynnehugh
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                              @dwynnehugh
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                              Speaking in the Commons, shadow transport secretary Andy McDonald said: “Even in this golden age of ministerial incompetence, the Transport Secretary stands out from the crowd.

                              The more you meet people the more you understand why Noah took animals instead of humans

                              #31395
                              Bob WilliamsBob Williams
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                                @bullstuff2
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                                Well this is The Daily Mash’s take on Grayling:

                                http://tinyurl.com/y4eqxqcv

                                Must be accurate, I read it on t’internet thingy.

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